Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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