Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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