I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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