I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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