i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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