; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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