I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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