Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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