Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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