I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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