I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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