dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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