I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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