Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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