There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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