I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
you never un-have a 4some
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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