Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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