I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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