Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I could fuck to npr.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize