We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
