He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think your dad took our porno
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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