Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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