Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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