Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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