i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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