Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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