just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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