I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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