She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
foreskin is a definite game changer
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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