meet me or not, i'm out of control
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize