you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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