i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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