I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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