READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
All I want is dick and wine.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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