yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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