You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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