That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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