we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
