So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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