Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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