playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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