theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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