I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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