no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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