thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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