just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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