You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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