Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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