I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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