We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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