yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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