I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
