Plan B is the new Plan A
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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