What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
This beer is not sobering me up at all
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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