i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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