Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
