Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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