You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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